Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

“What’s your BBM pin?”

Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

No one that has an office shows up here on Fridays. Only people in windowless cubes. PGP.

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly