The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.

27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP