“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.

Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

My company charges our clients 5 times the amount that they pay me. PGP

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.