I’m always tired. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

Really challenging myself today to see how little I can accomplish

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

I don’t care about your kids.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP