Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

At This Point, I Just Want To Break Even

At This Point, I Just Want To Break Even

Stop Starting Conversations With 'So What Do You Do?'

Stop Starting Conversations With ‘So What Do You Do?’

Bathroom Humor Will Always Be Funny

Bathroom Humor Will Always Be Funny

The Only Way To Eat Chicken Wings As Told By A Chicken Wing Purist

The Only Way To Eat Chicken Wings As Told By A Chicken Wing Purist

Did I Miss Out Because I Never Used Dating Apps?

Did I Miss Out Because I Never Used Dating Apps?

Drinking Over Skype Is The Secret To Keeping Your Friendships Alive

Drinking Over Skype Is The Secret To Keeping Your Friendships Alive

Yeah, I Swear In Front Of Kids, What Of It?

Yeah, I Swear In Front Of Kids, What Of It?

Looking Back On The Things I Learned in College That Weren’t Taught In Class

Looking Back On The Things I Learned in College That Weren’t Taught In Class

Thoughts On The Mr. Rogers ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ Trailer, Which Damn Near Made Me Cry

A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Breakfast Cereals

A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Breakfast Cereals