I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Am I Too Old To Chirp Adult League Sports?

A Breakdown Of My Very Terrible 24 Hours

I Culturally Appropriate Dad Culture

At This Point, I Just Want To Break Even

Stop Starting Conversations With ‘So What Do You Do?’

Bathroom Humor Will Always Be Funny

The Only Way To Eat Chicken Wings As Told By A Chicken Wing Purist

Did I Miss Out Because I Never Used Dating Apps?

Drinking Over Skype Is The Secret To Keeping Your Friendships Alive

Yeah, I Swear In Front Of Kids, What Of It?