Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Please Stop Asking Me When I’m Having Kids
Go Watch Your Heroes Before They're All Gone
Hugs
We Aren’t Really Friends Unless We Roast Each Other
The Workday Doesn’t Start Until I Take A Dump
A Salute To The First Drink Of The Weekend
I Have A Huge Head
If It's Not From Jersey Or NYC, Your Pizza Probably Sucks
Leftovers Make The World Go Round
Thoughts From A Guy That Gave His Two-Weeks’ Notice