I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Your 2017 Girl Scout Cookie Rankings
Getting Older Has Made Me Soft
What Do You Do When You Lose Your Group's Glue?
I'm A Bad Influence On Older People
I Will Always Be Way Too Competitive
Stop Complaining And Make Your Own Magic
Horror Stories From A Guy With IBS
The Couple That Parties Together, Stays Together
How Hipster Scum Made Me Realize How Much I Hate Driving
How I Bounce Back From Letting The Office Down