I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

The Lost Art Of People Skills

Take Advantage Of Your Alone Time While You Still Can

I Stumbled Upon A Bunch Of Baby Boomers Going Hard At A Concert

Please Stop Appropriating Meat

Why Do People Still Hate On Hockey?

Double Monitor Life: A Love Story

Every Lesson I’ve Ever Learned Was The Hard Way

What I’d Be Doing If I Never Finished College

Please Stop Asking Me When I’m Having Kids

Go See Your Heroes Before They’re All Gone