I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

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Rental Cars
I'm Out On Pop Culture
The Lost Art of People Skills
I Finally Feel Like I've Graduated
The Mooch Flew Directly Into The Sun
The Best Pizza Isn't From Chicago Or New York
This Break-Up Is Ruining My Life Routine
Take Advantage Of Your Alone Time While You Still Can
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