Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

The Different Types Of Hugs And When To Use Them

We Aren’t Really Friends Unless We Roast Each Other

The Workday Doesn’t Start Until I Take A Dump

A Salute To The First Drink Of The Weekend

I Have A Huge Head

If It’s Not From Jersey Or New York City, Your Pizza Probably Sucks

Leftovers Make The World Go Round

Thoughts From A Guy That Gave His Two-Weeks’ Notice

Your 2017 Girl Scout Cookie Rankings

Getting Older Has Made Me Soft