The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

“It’s the largest powerball in history!!” PGP

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.

Groupon wine tastings. PGP.

Drank on Friday. Hungover on Monday.