Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Passing off a hangover as horrible allergies.

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Saw an old college hookup on a reality show on Bravo. PGP

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

One day I am going to tie my tie right the first time #PGP

Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.