A college drop out from my alma mater is about to make $24 million over the next four years playing a game. I’ll advance to 24 cents per minute in that time.

Staying up to date with the market despite not having the available funds to invest. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

Someone in my office anonymously left a brochure for AA on my desk.

“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.