Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.

Working 60 hours in 4 days to make up for the work you miss taking a day off.

Being cock blocked by your mom. PGP.

“Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening depending on which part of the world you’re in.” PGP.

“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.