Working 60 hours in 4 days to make up for the work you miss taking a day off.

It’s New Year’s Eve and all I want to do is stay in, in my pajamas and drink on my couch while not watching the ball drop. PGP.

“Did you get a haircut?” No, I actually showered today. PGP.

Planning my afternoon nap as soon as my alarm goes off at 7. PGP.

I’ve been staring at tiny numbers for two years. Had to get glasses. PGP.

Spending hours fixing pointless documents to avoid actual work. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

Spent lunch in traffic school. PGP.