Three weddings in four weeks.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

When the boss is away, the interns get paid. With extra work, the interns get paid with more of my work. PGP.

Pretty sure I’m getting catfished on Tinder. PGP.

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.