I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care….

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.