I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

Second day in a row that a coworker has brought his children into the office. One of them is crying. Crying while I’m trying to work. PGP.

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP