Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Spending more than I make in one paycheck being a bridesmaid in an in-town wedding. PGP.

My CEO had his face painted at this summer’s company picnic. It was a dragon, complete with fire and glitter. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.