Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.

Considered quitting this morning rather than getting out of bed. PGP.

I’ve had my office for one month. I just got news that I’m moving back to a cubicle because they need the space for someone else. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.

Got sent on a two-week business trip. Hotel doesn’t have complimentary breakfast. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.