Had a dream I had a fist fight with a coworker I hate. It was awesome. Then I woke up #PGP

“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

I only own two pairs of work pants that I rotate every other week. PGP.

Boss came up to talk to me while I was changing a nearby gym locker room. I literally showed my ass to the boss. PGP

The interns were my ghost writers.. PGP