Asking your secretary questions about her expense account, and her coming back by threatening to expose all the “interns” you “slept with” to “Senior Management.” PGP

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Sat at my desk for so long that the motion sensor lights shut off. PGP.

Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

Got caught pressing the door close button on the elevator. PGP

Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…