Just joined a political argument on Facebook

Woke up to find out I can sleep for 30 more minutes. Most exciting thing that will happen all week. PGP

A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

Saw an old college hookup on a reality show on Bravo. PGP

Saw my boss on tinder, automatically swiped left. He just asked me why I didn’t swip right, I’m not sure if he was joking or not.