I wouldn’t feel obligated to go to my boss’ funeral.

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Every drink last night equals another cup of coffee this morning. PGP

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

My quarterly performance review is coming up. I hope I get fired. PGP