Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

I told one coworker I smoked pot a few times in college one time, and now he’s constantly asking if I “know a guy”

At least we get an extra day of rent for free this month. PGP.

The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones, then buying new ones in the train station because you can’t be alone with your thoughts for a whole day. PGP.

My girlfriend discovered my PGP name

Thank you, grad school, for reminding me about the terrible life decision I made freshman year. PGP.

I find myself relating more and more to Jack Nicholson’s character in “One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest,”… Pre and Post op. PGP

It only took a few months for me to get on a first-name basis with my dry cleaner. PGP.