“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

Got $25 to P.F. Changs instead of a Christmas Bonus. I’ll take it. PGP.

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

Regifting the $25 giftcard I got from my office for my birthday at the office Dirty Santa party. PGP

Getting excited about a new favorite podcast. PGP

Getting blamed for other people’s shortcomings

Used Subway’s private bathroom, then walked next door to McDonald’s for lunch. PGP

Going from one earbud in to two earbuds in. PGPowerMove.

Getting asked, “Who are you voting for?”, before 2015 is even over. PGP.