Ted Mosby 8 years ago on I'm the asshole who brews a new pot of coffee every time I need a pot of coffee. Every. Time. PGP. You’re a goddamn hero 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on My cubicle reeks of coffee and sadness. PGP. Monday* 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can't find a new policy. PGP. Name checks out 30 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on Bumble swipes in traffic. PGP. Every damn day 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on Blew a fuse with my space heater. PGP. Building manager’s been cracking down on those in our office, gotta keep mine under the desk 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on The Best And Worst Master's Degrees For 2016 Are Here If You're Looking To Drop Loads Of Cash Plus it’s like the first profession to cut jobs the moment the economy turns 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on Older coworkers taking laps around the floor for "exercise", while conversing loudly and out of breath. PGP. Time your own office laps carefully, lest they follow you back to your desk so they can catch their breath. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 8 years ago on Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP. One-star Yelp review that spot 70 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I'm at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP. Worst of both worlds 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Contemplating putting an out of order sign on my favorite bathroom stall to reserve it. PGPM. Did that as an April Fools prank this year; it works. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Here's To You, Flashy Sock Guy Goddamn, a kid I went to high school with pulled that shit at his shotgun wedding. Tuxes and goddamn chuck Taylor’s. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Ranking The Top 15 Fictional Bars That I'd Like To Party At I believe it was called Pavlov’s 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Partner just said "It's lit." PGP. Louis Litt? 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on College fair duty. PGP Rejecting former classmates. PGPowerMove 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Your boss casually pranking you in the airport by placing a gun shaped turbo lighter and Japanese adult mags in your carry-on bag while you're away to get coffee for him. Be ware of Asian bosses. Do you work for Michael Scott? 40 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Power Ranking The Top 12 Disney Channel Original Movies Improper Bostonian, your voice has reach: http://www.nickandmore.com/2016/04/18/disney-channel-to-air-4-day-51-movie-dcom-marathon/ 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP You control the water, you control the office 43 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on Spent my entire refund check paying off credit card debt. PGP That’s the move I’m making 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on All Of These Workplace Stereotypes Make Our Generation Sound Horrible Schrodinger’s Millenial: Simultaneously too lazy to go out and get a job, yet so entitled as to demand fulfillment from work. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Ted Mosby 9 years ago on A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I'm a registered voter. PGP. Someone got berned 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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You’re a goddamn hero
Monday*
Name checks out
Every damn day
Building manager’s been cracking down on those in our office, gotta keep mine under the desk
Plus it’s like the first profession to cut jobs the moment the economy turns
Time your own office laps carefully, lest they follow you back to your desk so they can catch their breath.
One-star Yelp review that spot
Worst of both worlds
Did that as an April Fools prank this year; it works.
Goddamn, a kid I went to high school with pulled that shit at his shotgun wedding. Tuxes and goddamn chuck Taylor’s.
I believe it was called Pavlov’s
Louis Litt?
Rejecting former classmates. PGPowerMove
Do you work for Michael Scott?
Improper Bostonian, your voice has reach:
http://www.nickandmore.com/2016/04/18/disney-channel-to-air-4-day-51-movie-dcom-marathon/
You control the water, you control the office
That’s the move I’m making
Schrodinger’s Millenial: Simultaneously too lazy to go out and get a job, yet so entitled as to demand fulfillment from work.
Someone got berned