“First ever bar fight” scaries. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

Starbucks getting your name wrong on your cup PGP

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.