Middle aged professionals who still can’t flush. PGP.

Tried to relive college last night. Getting a swift kick from reality this morning. PGP

Changing my Tinder settings to 100+ miles away because I now live in the middle of nowhere. PGP.

The grin on my face as I sneak into my bosses office to put my resignation letter on his desk #PGP

How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.

I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

I still follow my college bar on Twitter. #PGP

My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.