Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.

The electronic card reader broke while they were ringing up my takeout food. I had to wait while they manually imprinted a carbon copy of my card like it was the Middle Ages. PGP.

Flight home from a work trip doesn’t get in until 2 a.m., boss said to be sure to be ready for a 7:15 a.m. meeting that morning. PGP.

Guy at work has bronchitis and is hacking up a lung. Refuses to use PTO and now I’m sick. PGP.

Funny how you can find the least important emails in your inbox by sorting by importance. PGP.

Opened a new Chrome tab while hooked up to the projector. All the new hires saw my most visited website was my gambling site. PGP.

I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.