The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.

Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.

“This online training will take approximately one hour to complete.” Bet I can make it two. PGP.

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

Being nervous you got fired when you have no new emails in the morning. PGP.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.