Getting office envy. PGP.

Wanting to go back to school with the interns. PGP.

“There’s no one new around you.” Story of my life. PGP.

Sweating like I ran for an hour. I mowed the lawn. PGP.

Bought a new bed in January. Still haven’t gotten laid in it. PGP.

“That morning I wasn’t worth a decent stroke of work.” -Nick Carraway. PGP.

Went on a shopping spree today…with a $15 iTunes card. PGP.

Texting more at work than you do when you’re not. PGP.

Just was told to come in Saturday so we could play “catch up.” PGP.

Didn’t drink yesterday. Lost two pounds. PGP.