“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP

Actually going to Home Depot on a Saturday, and not just joking about it. PGP.

Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.

The office microwave just broke and I can’t afford to eat out. PGP

Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.

I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.

People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.