The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

Getting called a “bad girl” by my IT guy for streaming Pandora. PGP.

A Thursday happy hour resulting in eight unhappy hours on Friday. PGP.

Got a “buy one, get one” coupon for Chipotle in the mail yesterday. Date night is covered. PGP.

I’m a piece of shit. PGP.

Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

Heard a couple at the grocery arguing over what kind of bread to get. I can’t wait to get married. PGP.

Putting more effort and creativity into PGP submissions than my actual work. PGP.