Haven’t seen the sun in nine days. PGP.

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.

My boss shouts “Caught you napping!” nearly every time he walks up behind me. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

Got a side stitch during sex this past weekend. I was on bottom. PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.

I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I can’t afford the rent by myself. PGP.

Running out the clock. PGP.

Was days away from handing in my two weeks at a job I’ve despised for two years. Got a promotion and a 50% raise. Can’t leave now. PGP.