Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.
Never making it past a first date. PGP.
Contemplating a career change, six months into your new job. PGP.
Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.
“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.
Mom started charging me for laundry. PGP.
I hate it here. PGP.
Liking “Die Hard” even more as an adult because you can actually relate to John McClane’s relationship troubles. PGP.
Lady next to me is already listening to Josh Groban’s Christmas album. PGP.
Was just asked if you can put two separate files on a USB. PGP.