The light sensors in the bathroom last seven minutes. Feels like 30 seconds. PGP.

Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.

Someone hacked my debit card and took $40. Caused my account to over draft. PGP.

“Thank you for your patience.” PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

Spending hours fixing pointless documents to avoid actual work. PGP.

All day all staff meeting. Someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller. PGP.

I fired someone today. I think I cried more than they did. PGP.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.