I remember going on weekly benders without so much as a scratch and a hangover that lasted a day at most. Now when I throw a couple back, the hangover lasts all weekend and I find scratches and bruises all over.
Sure it’ll be cheap, but NY traffic is horrendous, so don’t expect to get anywhere fast unless you’re willing to pay out the ass for a regular taxi driver who doesn’t give a crap about his car.
There’s also the nervous ones – never flown before but read up on every possible worst case scenario.
As well as the hungover ones – the people throwing up before even boarding the plane, just pray to God you’re not sitting next to them.
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Goddamn hipsters, always have to ruin a good thing.
I remember going on weekly benders without so much as a scratch and a hangover that lasted a day at most. Now when I throw a couple back, the hangover lasts all weekend and I find scratches and bruises all over.
Oh right, the private sector definitely operates more efficiently…
TL:DR version: Look out for yourself and don’t be fooled by colorful pictures…
“It’s not you, it’s me.”
Sure it’ll be cheap, but NY traffic is horrendous, so don’t expect to get anywhere fast unless you’re willing to pay out the ass for a regular taxi driver who doesn’t give a crap about his car.
He beat off twice, but ejaculated four times on her desk… Is anyone else confused about this?
Not gonna lie, the picture got the better of me.
So are we expecting JayTas to be coming up with a retort for this column shortly?
How soon will I be sprinting to the bathroom after consuming this monstrosity?
What are these mental health days you refer to?
Nagging gf/bf/spouse
What the fuck did I just read?
Based on the title and your opening paragraph, this column just came off as complete blasphemy.
Definitely surprised a viking funeral wasn’t listed in this column.
“I’ll just have one.”
31. If you pull a muscle you can’t just leave work.
That attempt at self abortion was definitely the best one
There’s also the nervous ones – never flown before but read up on every possible worst case scenario.
As well as the hungover ones – the people throwing up before even boarding the plane, just pray to God you’re not sitting next to them.
No gambler uncle?