Thinking about getting married. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.

The HR Director said that she “expected great things” from me today. Fuck. PGP.

I’ll know who my future wife is when we both get pissed at the bartender during last call and both start verbally abusing him at the same time. That’s when I’ll know she’s the one. PGP.

Empathizing with Gandhi when you have to wait until 12:45 for lunch. PGP.

Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

My boss said “We’re done beating around the bush” today and instead of laughing, I just thought about how little sex I’m having. PGP.

Finding a unused shaker bottle with protein powder in it from a year ago. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.