My paycheck bounced. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

That audible sigh of relief when you find out that everyone’s least-favorite person isn’t coming in today. PGP.

I have been working here for five months now. Only yesterday was I informed that our building has a free 24 hour gym that’s nicer than the one I’ve been paying for. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with the Chinese delivery guy, but none of my neighbors. PGP.

Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.

Beginning all online shopping sprees by clicking the ‘sort price: low to high’ option. PGP.

Googling how much one of your kidneys might be worth. PGP.

People in other departments telling you how to do your job. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.