Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.
Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.
Passive aggressively narrating my day through PGP submissions. PGP.
HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.
I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.
Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.
Keeping a fully-stocked hangover kit in your desk, but never being able to find a pen. PGP.
My job had unlimited paid sick days. Can somebody give me mono? PGP.
Taking a bright-eyed, eager new hire under my wing and ever-so-subtly transferring my daily workload to him. PGPM.
Reading “How to be Happier at Work” articles. PGP.