Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Rush Crush. TSM. Rush Hour. PGP.

Having to remind your boss that you have the day off. PGP.

My boss brought in two new smoking hot marketing reps. He walked right by me with them and didn’t introduce me. PGP.

Making fun of my manager with my senior manager. PGPM.

A senior manager told me today that I am headed for great things. He couldn’t see that I was looking at job listings on my laptop. PGP.

Just watched my boss get swindled by a smoking hot sales rep. PGP.