Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Hiding in spare offices to do phone interviews with other companies. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Role playing sales calls with my boss is the the most terrifying thing I have done in years. PGP.

The girl I’m dating just graduated from college and can’t fall asleep before 1am. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Awkwardly running into ex-coworkers that have been fired. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.