MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

Trying to justify triple digit bar tabs on an expense report. PGP.

Got up early to beat everyone to work only to realize I forgot my office key. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

A collection company called me last night about my library fines. PGP.

For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.