I had an amazing dream that I was able to work from home for a day. PGP.

One of my coworkers caught me reading an article on this website. They walked away laughing at me. PGP.

“Are you reading PGP right now?” PGP.

The first test I’ve taken in years was a 30-question written driving test to renew my license. I failed it. PGP.

Looking at vacations I’ll never be able to afford. PGP.

Telling the interns stories that start with “back in my day.” PGP.

Not getting drunk on the weekends. PGP.

What the fuck happened? PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.