Had a dream I was fired and got a huge severance package. Best dream ever. PGP.

“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.

I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.

Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Shit’s expensive. PGP.