When finding $8 in your dryer feels like winning the lottery. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

“Well, looks like someone had fun last night.” PGP.

Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Having a hard time remembering what it felt like to not be moments away from a breakdown at all hours of the day. PGP.

No boss, work when you want, get a nice tan…suddenly being homeless doesn’t look all that bad. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

I had a six-pack in high school. Never thought I could have back fat. PGP.

Going to a cousin’s wedding and being told, “You’re next!” by every family member there. PGP.