1: “It’s supposed to rain tomorrow.” 2: “Yeah, but we really need it.” PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

I’m looking for a friend with competitive benefits. Less sexting and more 401k. PGP.

Voluntarily eating lunch in the stairwell. PGP.

1: “Hey! How are you?” 2. “Good. Nice weather, huh?” 1: “Yep!” 2: “Cool, bye.” PGP.

My boss asked me to train the new guy. Just found out the new guy will be my new supervisor. PGP.

Caught myself tapping my foot along to the on-hold music. PGP.

My boss forgot she wasn’t talking to her husband and accidentally said, “I love you,” to me on the phone last night. PGP.

Overhearing a casual phone call to the vet about the patterns and consistency of your cube mate’s dog’s vomit. PGP.