Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.

Having to redo three days worth of work because of a formula error on your boss’s spreadsheet. PGP.

My office nemesis got the promotion over me. PGP.

Developing “monitor envy” when a coworker gets dual screens that are larger than your one. PGP.

Ending an email with a passive-aggressive smiley face. PGP.

Getting to use the shredder being the highlight of your day. PGP.

Copy-pasting online articles into Outlook to make it look like you’re doing work. PGP.

Giving blood at the company blood drive, not to save lives but to get out of work and lay down for an hour. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones at home the day your office-mate decides to have a 30 minute phone call in Mandarin. PGP.