“Board meeting? More like bored meeting. Am I right?” PGP.

Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.

Pulling muscles you didn’t know you had. PGP.

I just got guilted into signing a birthday card for a woman who is a huge bitch to me. PGP.

Coming out of a meeting with a new title, more responsibility, and the exact same pay. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today was download the PGP app. PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.